

Spitfire dogfight end in stalemate
After Tuesday's comeback, our sixth straight win in the league, I'm looking forward to this one and fully expecting us to win. I can't remember the last time I woke up on a Saturday with such optimism. Halifax gifted us the now infamous on-air insult ‘Cumbrian C**t’, possibly the first time in history the c-word has featured in a two-word salvo and not been the most offensive part of it (especially for the Lancashire-beyond-the-Sands brigade). I've never really thought of mys
57 minutes ago


Three Pigeons, Three Goals, Three Points
I’m splitting this match report into two themes. First, the actual match report, which, to manage expectations, won’t be rich in detail. This particular Beans reporter is often having a piss when the big moments happen. (Halifax’s first goal: “Was that us or them?” I asked the fella next to me as we both pissed up an old Pop Side-style bog wall. “No idea.” “Nah, me neither.”) Or I’m just gormlessly watching the game, incapable of processing any real detail of it. I could give
4 days ago


Double Gloucester
The flowers have been in abundance in the Barrow AFC garden recently — praise dished out to all quarters as we got off our knees from our crap start and started swinging a few punches to let the National League know we’re here. But as every gardener knows, you have to be eternally vigilant against weeds and pests. And so it was that we took a break from league action to get up for the Cup and the visit of Gloucester City. The visitors arrived courtesy of their rugby club neig
Oct 18


Murray had a little Lamb
Historical Crossroads
Tamworth has stood at a crossroads throughout the centuries. Romans settled there, as did the Angles, morphing into Mercia's capital where Offa was the main man.
The Peninsula Heathen Army Sets Off
The latest version of the Great Heathen Army (well, a full bus) assembled at Ramsden Square in the hurricane that passes for 'a bit blowy' on our glorious peninsula. Middle-aged men who were resplendent in shorts at Roots Hall a fortnight ago shivered, bobble
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